sandshoes-granddad-and-chinny:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

R

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acrylic:

If you ever need to break up with anyone just quote ‘Lily Allen - Not Fair’ and hope they understand;

There’s just one thing
that’s getting in the way
when we go up to bed
you’re just no good
it’s such a shame

Good luck to anyone who ever tries this and if you do please share what happens omfg

Weird I was listening to this song as I was reading this.

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Can I just have a shit ton of alcohol and/or painkillers or can someone just kill me

I’m a terrible person

Which is why I have no friends.