If you ever need to break up with anyone just quote ‘Lily Allen - Not Fair’ and hope they understand;
- There’s just one thing
that’s getting in the way
when we go up to bed
you’re just no good
it’s such a shame
Good luck to anyone who ever tries this and if you do please share what happens omfg
Weird I was listening to this song as I was reading this.
Can I just have a shit ton of alcohol and/or painkillers or can someone just kill me
Which is why I have no friends.