h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via viewtifulcrow)

so at work last night this guy asked me about any products we have for diarrhea for cats. as I was showing him, he asked me if I ever saw this movie, and if I wanted to watch it with him this weekend. I told him “oh sorry I’m not single. But here’s the diarrhea liquid we have for cats. How old is your cat?”

lol I’m awful

stonerthings:

⚪️ single
⚪ taken
🔘 next on the blunt

(via justanotherstonerartstudent)

"don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you."

things to remember (via broken-heavily)

(via wishingitwasdaylight)

making a fool of myself again, here we go. i hate love